OC INTERVIEW

1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most
2. Make them answer the following questions

Characters Chosen:

1. Nick
2. Jake
3. Janice
4. Max
5. Sal

How Old Are You?

Nick: Dude, were all 14. Except for those two over there. *points to Sal and Max*
Jake: Why you askin' me?
Janice: Just to clarify, I AM A GUY!!! MY ******* PARENTS GAVE ME THIS NAME!!
Max: 19, man!
Sal: 20!

Your Height?

Nick: Uhh...........(etc) *thinking*
Jake: he's 6, dude. I'm, uhh, 5'7?
Janice: 5'4
Max: 7'!!!!! kidding.
Sal: I think that I'm 5'6"

Do You Have Any Bad Habits?

Nick: Like I'd name em'
Jake: Drinking. but don't tell my mom, k?
Janice: Does arson count?
Max: I stole a cookie once.
Sal: heh heh, good times... *reminiscing*

Are You a virgin?

Nick: WHAT'S THE POINT OF ASKING THAT!?!?
Jake: yes...
Janice: uh............
Max: Well there was that one time in Jamaica....
Sal: With a life like this, who needs sex?
Nick, Jake, and Janice: *just stare at Sal*

Who's your Mate?

Nick: Samantha, ooh yeah.
Jake: Who's she, dude? I never met her. Oh right, i don't have a girlfriend
janice: ARE YOU MAKIN' FUN OF MY NAME! I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND!! I'M A GUY!
Max: *stares at Janice*
Sal: Uh.

Have Any Kids?

Nick: once again, 14.
Jake: same here.
Janice: YOU THINK I'M MENOPAUSAL?
Max: Nope, but I'm expecting!!!
Sal: don't get me started.

Favourite Food?

Nick: everything, man!
Jake: FOOD!?!?!?!?!?
Janice: tacos. no doubt
Max: herring
Sal: Isn't that a fish?

Favourite Ice Cream Flavour?

Nick: vanilla ice!! haha like that rapper!! Oh wait, i hate rap.
Jake: Bullets
Janice: Wait, wha-
Max: *cuts off Janice* herring.
Sal: Do they even make that flavor?

Killed Anyone?

Nick: Nope, but i probably caused some people hearing loss.
Jake: not yet... heh heh
Janice: did anybody else notice Jake's favorite ice cream is bu-
Max: *cuts off Janice again* Try 300, baby!!
Sal: That depends on what you mean by KILL...

Hate Anyone?

Nick: Yeah, YOU!! hahahahahahahaha geeze! I'm funny!
Jake: That wasn't funny...
Janice: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! < pant pant> HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Max: herring
Sal: now you're not making any sense...

Any Secrets?

Nick: why should I tell you my secrets? I'll tell you why! because if i told you my secrets, that means they wouldn't be secrets anymore, meaning i'd be secret-less. and if i was secret-less, that would mean that i didn't have any secrets because i told my secrets to you!
Jake: Uhhh...... Say that again?
Janice: *head explodes*
Max: nope
Sal: that really sounds like something I'd say.

Love Anyone?

Nick: < pant pant> Can't breathe!
Jake: nope
Janice: YOU SAYIN' I LOVE A GUY? HUH? I'M A GUY!! I LIKE GIRLS!
Max: you have anger issues.
Janice: SHUT UP!
Sal: myself

TACOS?

Nick: Tacos? Like, real tacos? from taco bell?
Jake: sweeeeeet....
Janice: Sure I'l take some
Max: What's taco bell?
Sal: Yeah, is that, like, some type of weird new taco?

Ever slept in All day?

Nick: who doesn't?
Jake: Why do you think guys like us love summer so much?
Janice: I wouldn't be able to practice bass if i slept in.
Max: Can't. Not allowed to. *glances at Sal*
Sal: nope. too much work to be done on the ship

Favourite Show?

Nick: That 70's show!!
Jake: Same here!!
Janice: anything on TV
Max: What's a TV?
Sal: Is that a food?

Favourite Movie?

Nick: don't have one
Jake: I forget, some weird homicide mystery i think
Janice: Dodgeball
Max: WHAT THE HELL IS A MOVIE!?!?!? WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT?
Sal: .....

Favorite Band?

Nick: What do you think?
Jake: Ours stupid!
Janice: MCR
Max: .....
Sal: .....

Eye Colour/s?

Nick: blue
Jake: brown
Janice: green
Max: mine change colors
Sal: Hazel?

Hair Colour/s?

Nick: brown
Jake: blond
Janice: black
Max: blond
Sal: brown

Skin Colour?

Everyone: Isn't that a stupid question?

Shoe Size?

everyone: heh heh.... who wants to know?

Fat/Average/Slim?

Everyone: another stupid question!!! Are you blind!?!?

Rain, sunshine?

Nick: rain
Jake: I prefer sunny rain
Janice: Wait, wha-
Max: *cuts off Janice again again* sunshine
Sal: I like hail

Pool, Beach?

Nick: POOL
Jake: beach is so much better
Janice: pool
Max: Ocean!!
Sal: Ocean, obviously!


Camping, staying home.

nick: camping
Jake: camping
Janice: I think everyone agrees that we like camping
Max and Sal: We don't do either


Believe in aliens?

Nick: yes
Jake: I've written songs about them
Janice: NO
Max: Oh yes I've seen some
Sal: Nooooo you haven't

Last Time You went Potty?

Nick: heh heh. I'll just say, VERY recently
Jake: *scoots closer next to Janice*
Janice: *scoots closer to Max*
Max: what?
Sal: well i think he mea-

*I cut off Sal*

Teeth?

Nick: Yes, I do, in fact, have teeth.
Jake: no I think he means what condition they're in
Janice: thanks for asking!
Max: Teeth?
Sal: I don't have teeth...

Car or Ship?

Nick: Ok, now I know you're being stupid, man
Jake: We can fly?
Janice: What KIND of ship?
Max: are you an IDIOT!?
Sal: ship, moron

Any Unusual Things about you?

Nick: I don't know any.
Jake: How 'bout your face!? heh heh <snort> *is punched in the face by Nick*
Nick: how 'bout yours?
Janice: none....
Max: I like to throw my spear at things. Does that count?
Sal: not unless you like to throw it at IMPORTANT things